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Literary Match Bout Review: McBride Delivers Smackdown To Hoffman

From the opening paragraph of the short story Kill All Your Darlings, it’s quite evident that Tracie McBride has administered a sound literary beatdown on Kenneth Hoffman’s Up in Smoke – on stylistic grounds, if for no other reason. But alas, there are quite a number of other good, solid reasons to prefer McBride’s tale [...]

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PatronQuo Literary Review of “Forgiven”

The author of the short story, Forgiven, wants you to know that yes, indeed, it is a wonderful life out there – even if we, the readers, must navigate a tempestuous sea of typos, sentence fragments, and expository dialogue to get his uplifting message of peace and salvation. Though some might regard Forgiven as an uplifting [...]

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Update: Fiction Writer Match Bout Standings

Whether the literary community wakes up to it or not, PatronQuo.com continues to blaze its trail of innovation online with its new Literary Match Bout feature. The PatronQuo Match Bout Standings chart is now up on the Stats page (the bottom chart). Here, you can view which tales have kicked the most [...]

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Frequently Asked Questions For Literary Match Bout Voting

All the answers to the questions you have about our innovative new Literary Match Bout feature on PatronQuo.com: what it is, how it works, and why you should vote. I. WHAT IT IS AND HOW IT WORKS What exactly is a literary match bout? A literary match bout is a contest between any two short stories or [...]

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Funny New Death Match Banners To Spice Up Your Writer Websites and Blogs

Now that we’re running literary death match bouts 24/7 for every tale submitted on PatronQuo.com, we thought it apt to roll out our new funky promotional death match banners. Feel free to copy the codes below and decorate your web sites and book blogs with these sunny little messages from PatronQuo.com . LITERARY DEATH MATCHES [...]

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It’s Here! Match Bout Record Charts For All Novel and Short Story Submissions

PatronQuo.com is setting the standard for all book and short story submission websites with its pioneering launch of a Match Bout Record chart appended at the foot of every featured tale. A Match Bout Record chart is a reader-sourced tool that provides writers, literary agents, publishers, fans, and prospective patrons a valuable guide as to which [...]

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Done Wandering

by Dustin Pinney

Done Wandering

By, Dustin Pinney

Category: Short story  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 241  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 241
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The Brazen Image

by J. Leland Kupferberg

Yisgadal v’yiskadash sh’may roboh…Amen. The words rolled off Sid Granot’s tongue as casually - and as thoughtlessly - as if he were ordering a tongue sandwich at the 2nd Avenue Deli. However, this was the 2nd Avenue Kielcer Congregation, and Sid found himself standing amid his fellow congregants, intoning the traditional Mourner’s Kaddish in memory of a dead father who had passed away eight months previously in the midst of ordering a tongue sandwich at the 2nd Avenue Deli.

In accordance with Jewish custom, coupled with a pre-mortem plea from Sid’s father, Sid was to attend synagogue every day for up to one year following his father’s death, intoning the ancient Aramaic prayer three times daily - morning, afternoon, and evening. The rationale, as Sid understood it, was that once a parent passed on, it was the son’s duty to ensure that the parent secured a treasured slot in heaven - primarily by intoning the Mourner’s Kaddish, thrice daily, for up to a year. The problem, as Sid’s father had mapped it out, was that nobody actually knew the criteria for gaining admission, so the Kaddish, at the end of play, was thrown in - like bonus points in a cosmic pinball game. “I don’t ask for much, Sidalah,” his father had asked, “but give me a good reference when I’m gone.”

Category: Short story  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 14  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 3
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Blood Cure

by Varsha Dinesh

He looked a little bundle of joy to me.

He was only as small as the palm of my hand, a miniscule baby, hardly anything dangerous or an entity to be feared. He had the most intense blue eyes; I saw when I reluctantly peeked over the shroud that covered all but his head..My breath had caught in my throat when the weak mother had handed him to me, the oneshe would have done good to fear and shy away from.

Category: Short story  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 65  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 65
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Just a Photo

by Dustin Taylor

Her smiling face lay in the snow next to his. It was just a photo now. They were all just photos now. He hadn’t seen a familiar face outside of a photo for two years. He had been running for so long he forgot why. And now he found himself back here. Outside this place. This town. His home town, a nice quiet place. He tightened his long black overcoat’s warm embrace around himself and slowly made his way into the town. He could see people pointing, he could hear them whisper words like “ghost” and “almost looks like.” His breath made itself visible in the icy air. Snow came down from the skies to gently kiss the ground and everything on it.

He found himself outside her door, questions he held in his mind for a long time became louder now. Had she found someone else? Did she still live here? Did she even want to see him? Would his appearance only anger her? Should he even be here? Before he could summon the courage to knock her door opened. She stood before him as beautiful as he remembered her. Her soft eyes connected with his own. She leaned against the door and spoke with her soothing voice.

Category: Short story  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 148  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 148

All-Time Patron Rankings:

Rank Name
1Cori Jones
2Tony Ferrero
3Liz 
4Stuart Ackerman
5Catherine 
6Holly Jahangiri
7Jean Irizarry
8Heather Kephart
9Jason Cook
10Ellen Pall

All-Time Author Earnings:

Amount Name
$340.00Cori Jones
$106.00Holly Jahangiri
$60.00J. Leland Kupferberg
$15.00Paul Beckman
$15.00Andrea Helaine
$15.00Tracie McBride
$15.00Salvatore Buttaci
$10.00Lazar Goldshlager
$10.00Maria Elizabeth Romana
$5.00Isabella Nativ

All-Time Novel Earnings:

Amount Title
$340.00Hanging Wasp by Cori Jones
$10.00Little Miss Straight Lace by Maria Elizabeth Romana
$5.00Ruby Sun by Paige Owen 

All-Time Short story Earnings:

Amount Title
$106.00The Trouble with Oliver by Holly Jahangiri
$40.00Up and Over by J. Leland Kupferberg
$20.00Craftsman's Volley by J. Leland Kupferberg
$15.00Get Off The Couch, Ann Landers! by Paul Beckman
$15.00Angel of Death by Andrea Helaine
$15.00Kill All Your Darlings by Tracie McBride
$15.00The Drummer Yusipov by Salvatore Buttaci
$10.00Tales of The Hang Buddy by Lazar Goldshlager
$5.00Bedtime Story by Isabella Nativ
$5.00Skin for Skin by Jonathan Papernick

Match Bout Standings:

Rank Title Matches Leading
1Benjie Boy81.82%
2The Pens81.82%
3The Hand of God80.00%
4Angel of Death76.47%
5Near Death75.00%
6One of Those Days72.22%
7Valiant70.00%
8Forgiven66.67%
9Tales of The Hang Buddy65.38%
10Wreck of the Marie Jenny65.00%

Recent Submissions:

Title
Incarnate by Jose Quinones
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THE APPLE OF EDEN by Pushpak Chattopadhyay
Autobiography by Elsa Emmalise
World Tour Diary (1) by Radu Prodan
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