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Literary Match Bout Review: McBride Delivers Smackdown To Hoffman

From the opening paragraph of the short story Kill All Your Darlings, it’s quite evident that Tracie McBride has administered a sound literary beatdown on Kenneth Hoffman’s Up in Smoke – on stylistic grounds, if for no other reason. But alas, there are quite a number of other good, solid reasons to prefer McBride’s tale [...]

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PatronQuo Literary Review of “Forgiven”

The author of the short story, Forgiven, wants you to know that yes, indeed, it is a wonderful life out there – even if we, the readers, must navigate a tempestuous sea of typos, sentence fragments, and expository dialogue to get his uplifting message of peace and salvation. Though some might regard Forgiven as an uplifting [...]

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Update: Fiction Writer Match Bout Standings

Whether the literary community wakes up to it or not, PatronQuo.com continues to blaze its trail of innovation online with its new Literary Match Bout feature. The PatronQuo Match Bout Standings chart is now up on the Stats page (the bottom chart). Here, you can view which tales have kicked the most [...]

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Frequently Asked Questions For Literary Match Bout Voting

All the answers to the questions you have about our innovative new Literary Match Bout feature on PatronQuo.com: what it is, how it works, and why you should vote. I. WHAT IT IS AND HOW IT WORKS What exactly is a literary match bout? A literary match bout is a contest between any two short stories or [...]

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Funny New Death Match Banners To Spice Up Your Writer Websites and Blogs

Now that we’re running literary death match bouts 24/7 for every tale submitted on PatronQuo.com, we thought it apt to roll out our new funky promotional death match banners. Feel free to copy the codes below and decorate your web sites and book blogs with these sunny little messages from PatronQuo.com . LITERARY DEATH MATCHES [...]

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It’s Here! Match Bout Record Charts For All Novel and Short Story Submissions

PatronQuo.com is setting the standard for all book and short story submission websites with its pioneering launch of a Match Bout Record chart appended at the foot of every featured tale. A Match Bout Record chart is a reader-sourced tool that provides writers, literary agents, publishers, fans, and prospective patrons a valuable guide as to which [...]

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Jack is Back

by Avani 

The soles of his bare feet smacked against the coblestone strrets as he walked. His hair lay upon his head in a mangy mess and knotted as the rain fell. Where was he going? That was the question that even he dodn't know. Yet he walked and he walked. The people he walked by stopped and stared, but no one was bold enough to walk up to him.

Would you have walked up to a man that walked along the cobblestone streets with just a pair on black slacks on and scars all along his torso? Most likely not and that's good. His eyes burned with a passion that never been felt before. To hold such a wonder lust was sin, yet he held it proudly.

Category: Short story  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 238  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 238
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In Real Life

by Holly Jahangiri

Theresa’s fingers clattered in rapid-fire staccato across the keys. Spontaneous – impulsive – her heart pounded in her throat. In the same instant she hit the Send button, she had a wild, panic-tinged urge to recall the message or rip the modem cord from the wall trying. The cheery, damning words appeared on her screen: Message sent! “Shit.” She took a sip of coffee, hours old.

Martin wouldn’t get the message until dawn. Theresa imagined him sitting in front of the PC, wearing nothing but his boxers and a bad case of bed head. She’d never actually seen Martin in boxers, but she had a red-blooded, athletic imagination. She could see him clearly in her mind’s eye – the tight cleft between his broad shoulders widening as he leaned forward on his elbows to read from the screen, the way his sensuous lips curled upward in satisfaction as the words started to settle into his sleep-soaked brain, the teasing twinkle in his eyes as he mentally composed a reply.

Category: Short story  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 39  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 36
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The Reunion

by MeMe Wilson 

I went through my clothes for the thousandth time. I really had no clue on what to wear to my high school reunion. I’m single and I have no children. I’ve heard that almost everyone from my class is married with children. I will not have anything in common with them anymore. I am starting to change my mind. The phone rang. I sighed. I knew it was Heather calling to check up on me.

“Hello” I answered somewhat depressed.

Category: Short story  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 89  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 89
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Cityheat

by Deep De

Prologue

The hot desert air stings my eyes, and the metal links of the chain the jailers put around my ankles grow hot. There is sand in my hair and my eyes and a whole parched desert in my mouth, and it hurts to speak. I take a sharp, difficult breath, coughing as sand enters my nose and forces its way down my throat, then I lean to the ground and dry-heave, because there is really nothing left in me to throw up.

Category: Novel  /  Cumulative Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 24  /  Month's Earnings: $0.00   Rank: 24

All-Time Patron Rankings:

Rank Name
1Cori Jones
2Tony Ferrero
3Liz 
4Stuart Ackerman
5Catherine 
6Holly Jahangiri
7Jean Irizarry
8Heather Kephart
9Jason Cook
10Ellen Pall

All-Time Author Earnings:

Amount Name
$340.00Cori Jones
$106.00Holly Jahangiri
$60.00J. Leland Kupferberg
$15.00Paul Beckman
$15.00Andrea Helaine
$15.00Tracie McBride
$15.00Salvatore Buttaci
$10.00Lazar Goldshlager
$10.00Maria Elizabeth Romana
$5.00Isabella Nativ

All-Time Novel Earnings:

Amount Title
$340.00Hanging Wasp by Cori Jones
$10.00Little Miss Straight Lace by Maria Elizabeth Romana
$5.00Ruby Sun by Paige Owen 

All-Time Short story Earnings:

Amount Title
$106.00The Trouble with Oliver by Holly Jahangiri
$40.00Up and Over by J. Leland Kupferberg
$20.00Craftsman's Volley by J. Leland Kupferberg
$15.00Get Off The Couch, Ann Landers! by Paul Beckman
$15.00Angel of Death by Andrea Helaine
$15.00Kill All Your Darlings by Tracie McBride
$15.00The Drummer Yusipov by Salvatore Buttaci
$10.00Tales of The Hang Buddy by Lazar Goldshlager
$5.00Bedtime Story by Isabella Nativ
$5.00Skin for Skin by Jonathan Papernick

Match Bout Standings:

Rank Title Matches Leading
1Benjie Boy81.82%
2The Pens81.82%
3The Hand of God80.00%
4Angel of Death76.47%
5Near Death75.00%
6One of Those Days75.00%
7188371.43%
8Forgiven66.67%
9John's Harvest66.67%
10Forever Alone66.67%

Recent Submissions:

Title
Isun Rising by Christian Pasciak
Snow Rose by Christina Solomon
Where's the Truth? by Eline van Tunen
Deliverance by Denise Melville
Done Wandering by Dustin Pinney
The Kudzu Thicket by Warren Hankinson
Doris and Snoring Stanley by Hunter Weiss
A Hero is Bored by Rebecca Pollack
The Pianist and the Trees by Jo Niederhoff
On the steel track by J N Sahay

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